Top 10 Hollywood Characters I’d Like to Play

1. Benjamin Gates (Nicholas Cage) – National Treasure 1&2: For being an awesome treasure hunter and find treasures to regain the glory of his family. Also to preserve history and things related to history and not having any cruel intentions behind eating away all the treasure money. I would love to play Riley Poole from the same movie as well. For acting super funny and dumb but he is coolest character in the movie and I love his red Ferrari as well. :D

2. Dewey Finn (Jack Black) – School of Rock: \m/ For being so awesome and acting like a total retard. For being a total dumb ass loser but never forgetting his passion. For bring out the best in the kids and being so passionate about doing what he best liked.

3. Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russel Crowe) – Gladiator: For wearing that awesome suit (I sure will look hotter,hahahahahah :D), fighting the tiger, holding the most awesome sword ever, and for taking revenge for killing his family and his emperor.

4. Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) – Pretty Woman: For being a true gentleman, quite doubtful if I can ever be like that but nonetheless, wishful thinking never killed anyone.

5. Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) – Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa: Italian Stallion Rocky Balboa!! If there was any person I wouldn’t mind being punched by it would be him, for the sheer honour of being punched by the southpaw. For his sheer never say die spirit. I wouldn’t mind being Rambo but Rocky is more believable and closer to reality, but Rambo is also up there, “He drew first blood.”

6. James Marshal (Harrison Ford) – Air Force One: My best President role ever. I would like to save the plane as well.

7. Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) – Armageddon: The miner who never missed his mark, not even on the asteroid. For being the best father and mentor ever. :D

8. Captain Jack Sparrow (Johhny Depp) – Pirates of the Carribean: Insanity rules the world and captain jack sparrow proves that. To say all those awesome insane dialogues.

9. Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) – Harry Potter series: The only reason behind becoming Harry is that he knows magic. :D I want to get transported to far flung places in a second.

10. Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) – Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore: Just because he is totally dumb. It is so evident that I have a fetish for stupid dumb ass people. :D

women and shopping

come sale season and all u can find in delhi markets is women here and dere shopping franatically not for clothes, not for shoes, not for bags but for discounts. :P this i realised while i was shopping with one of my friends today.

i overheard two girls chatting while shopping. i knw its bad to do that but anyways it was fun to hear that. :D

Girl 1 : Is this nice? *eager for a nod* (keeping a top on her)

Girl Friend : *looking at the price tag* no discount, no good.

Girl : But its pretty, i like it very much.

Girl friend : Whatever! *rolling eyes*

Girl : *throws the stuff back* *plunges onto new rack*

lol

so one thing was very clear they dont give a shit about what they want to buy all they are intersted in 30% off or 40% off. :D

my verdict : salesmen should be smart. wen a girls picks up a stuff, dey should just say it has no discount, if she keeps it down, just casually say "maam i will like to give u a personal discount of 10% on it since u r our valuable customer." even if it has a discount of 50% on it. she will pick it up instantly. lol. :D

shopping habits women should avoid:

• if you like something go ahead and buy it. dont give a shit what others think. coz u have to wear it not the other person.
• if you find something good in one store. don't leave it and think that you might get something slightly better at some other store. just buy it. coz it might happen that you might like something in the other store but you wont be able to buy it (monetary reasons / shopping buddy doesnt like it / it has a blue colored shoe lace and not a pink one / watever :P)
• ONLY if you want GENUINE advice, i repeat ONLY IF you want genuine advice from guys wen they accompany you in shopping, you should ask them for opinion. and den beware! haha. coz the stuff you have picked up is crap. coz if it wasnt den u wouldnt need an opinion, just Pack! Pack! Pack!
• If you want answers like "OMG! dat piece is amazing. it will suit u" den please dont ask guys coz seriously dat is ugly. i swear.

Women + Sale = Happy High

Men + Accompanying women while shopping = At wits end :D

Blog No.1

hey people.

this is not a pseudo intellectual fact filled brain storming blog. if u are expecting any sense from it then dis is not the right place. ye maine aise hi tashan marne ke liye banaya hai coz blogging is the cool thing. hahaha.

special thanks to Sneha Lakhotia and Ramya Teeparthi for inspiring me to start blogging.

here goes. ab jab bhi katega to likhunga, unmaad (happy high...:D) me likhunga, bhadaas nikalne ke liye likhunga, aur aise hi vella panti le liye bhi likhunga.